Although Battlegrounds is known most for being the ultimate gaming destination, it is also a great place to come to hear some of the most hilarious utterances to ever come out of human beings. This page serves as a record of these statements so that future generations can benefit from them.
First, we need to liquor up. Then we need to fight mind flayers.
-Sarah V.
I get to pull first! HUMPLING! HUMPLING! HUMPLING! HUMPLING!
(later)Oooh… “No humpling, no cry.”
-Chris Flanigan
How can Red Blok fighting monkeys be considered “historical”???
-Adam Hamilton
I hate Karmans. They are the dumb.
-Nick Goodwin
Your soup cannot save you.
-Adam Hamilton
Aahh, Jordan… God’s failure.
-Killian Hobbs
YES! I WILL [take advantage] of a six year old!
-Louie Delfin
Once I’ve filled up the crate with women-folk…
…you don’t say that too often in a game do you?
-Adam Hamilton
Jake: Can I ask you a stupid question? Are you my friend?
Keith: I’ll kill you in your sleep.
Jake: I told you it was a stupid question.
Roleplaying makes people stupid!
-Adam Hamilton
Seems like I’m rolling ones on a one-sided dice.
-Louie Delfin
Paul (to Jake): You’re the H!
Jake: With an “o” “o” “d”.
Flanigan: I’ll spend a point to delay my action.
Nick: I’ll punch you in the face!
Nick to Adam: Shut up! I’ll come back with my pregnant belly and kill you!
Now I’ll never get to say “I hit the monster in the face with my flaming balls.”
-Adam Hamilton
So basically we have unlimited money because Ben forgot to read something.
-Adam Hamilton
Adam Hamilton to Kevin Miller: Shut up you albino bastard, men are talking!
I am Napoleon! Napoleon was Russian…right?
-Nick Goodwin
Derek Mitchell: Arse Icon
(AKA Ice Archon)
Special thanks to Derek Stewart for this:
Then The Hood would shoot an anti-PLANET arrow!
-Jake Boychuk
Adam: I hate the air that gets caught in these card sleeves.
Louie: They should have sealed card sleeves.
Adam: But then you wouldn’t get the cards inside the sleeves.
Louie: They should have little zippers.
Paul: Holy… Nick is half humpback whale!
Nick: What? You’re really going to post that?
I’m just tired. I’m too tired to angry.
-Louie Delfin
It’s just a black dragon. How hard can it be?
-Russell Turnbull
Yeah, Battlegrounds is like a family. Paul, you’re like the father and Jordan is like the mother.
-Nick Goodwin
4-May-2008
Jake: The HOOD!
Adam: Everytime you say that it’s like you open a door to the elemental plane of stupidity.
24-Apr-2008
Keith (to Miller): Don’t sass me, you albino bastard. Get me a chair!
23-Apr-2008
Jake: Louie, are you generic?
Louie: Not really.
It smelled SO bad I’d have rather have taken some crap and snorted it like crack!
-Louie Delfin
I just want to go around and beat up generic dudes in the street until they puke.
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Anyone named Jerry in the end must get their a– kicked with a garbage can.
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Why? You don’t like the grammar I speak of?
-(All) Louie Delfin
Pinder, you’re a spiteface snakewease!
-Louie Delfin